Have you ever wondered why your stranded hair that falls suddenly clump to one corner of your room? It's like they have a secret meeting, trying to get to me or something. I know it's static and such, but this happens frequently. It's like they gang up on me, trying to defeat me or something. I'm being a paranoid but rest assured, when they combined together as one full force, they'll get you.

Nah, chill. Have a laugh please.